Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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