her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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