Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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