When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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