How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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