Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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