I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
