So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do vagina's smell?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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