I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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