spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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