Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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