It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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