Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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