This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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