i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool