left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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