If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Mom said you looked used
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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