eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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