Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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