Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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