69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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