yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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