This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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