theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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