Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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