You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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