Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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