gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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