It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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