Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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