Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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