Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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