Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I wear drunk well.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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