I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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