they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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