So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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