have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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