watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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