I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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