Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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