He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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