I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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