why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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