Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
