Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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