let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
my poor anus
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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