But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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