He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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