before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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