So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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