your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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