I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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