he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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