My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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