We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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